Jokes for Christmas

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!

How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
Fleece Navidad!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!


What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? 
A list of everything you want!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!

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